Confucius says...... Woman who kneels on floor waiting for her husband to notice she is missing, and come and look for her so she can give him a suprise headjob.... will get sore knees and stomp off after getting sick of waiting.
Confucius also says..... Husband who is too busy looking at stupid videos on the internet to notice his wife is missing and look for her..... will miss out on a damn fine headjob.
Confucius adds..... Husband will get sore wrist when pissed off Wife shuts off his "toybox privileges" for the next month or two :)
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Cuntfucius say Jess available, willing and ready. ;)
Blah blah blah, heard it all before woman.... still waiting for you to arrive for the last few promises you owe me :) xoxoxo
ah... but I'm closer Von and you KNOW you got me if you want...
I WANT I WANT I WANT
wonders if Jess realises she said cuntfucius? PMSFL
i love it when Jess talks dirty....
Yeah I love the way she drawls the c word
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