When Soggy (aka lots of sordid and rude words I normally call him but more commonly known as my husband) called a hotel to book accommodation for next week when he will be away working for a few days.... the concierge pointed out that seeing as it will just be Soggy and his apprentice..... they are able to book escorts and calls girls for their guests. What the fuck? Hmmmmm
People who order a large meal from McDonalds and then get Diet Coke or water to go with it. Hmmmmm
People who get offended by seeing a woman's breast when she is feeding her child. No matter where she might be.... what are you doing looking at her boobs you pervert! Hmmmmm
The people who expect to eat off a table where ever they may go, yet expect a mother to go and sit in a toilet/bathroom to feed her child. Or to suffocate the child by putting a blanket over them both so HEAVEN FUCKING FORBID.... no one see's a nipple. How come these people aren't then willing to take their meal and eat it in the toilet/bathroom as well? Hmmmmm
Idiots who look down their nose at either myself or Soggy because we have 2 beautiful children and wear no wedding bands. His band no longer fits as he has put on too much muscle through his job. And it's dangerous for him to wear it even if we DID get it resized. I cannot wear mine for any length of time as I have "itchy as all fuck" syndrome.... causing everything I wear to make me itch like I have fleas. Does not wearing a wedding ring make me less of a woman, less of a mother... or is it just that they think I am a slut? Hmmmmm
Fuckwits who treat me like I am gutter trash just because I don't wear pretty clothes and act all girly. I get along great with most blokes. Women..... I tend to be too blunt for. And seeing as there's a 1000% chance that I will get along with their partner like a house on fire... they view me as a threat. Again with the being treated like a slut. Hmmmmm
Twats who leave nasty comments on other people's blogs. If you don't like it enough that you feel it is okay to be nasty.... don't visit again. Don't compound the childishness by leaving vile remarks! Hmmmmm
How people who become alcoholics or addicts can NOT realise how deeply addicted they are. How they cannot see the changes such addictions bring in both themselves and others. Hmmmm
That is all. I'm all hmmmmed out for this evening :)
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I never even notice if people are wearing wedding bands or not. If people are looking down on you for that kind of crap they should be paying more attention to themselves.
Oh yeah, and dress however you want. You don't have to wear pink dressed to be feminine.
I meant dresses.
Hmmmmm...
Obviously Soggy was set for the night, he had his 'apprentice' with him.
Hmmmmm...
You're right they should be getting the LARGE Diet Coke.
Hmmmmm...
Upset because the stupid baby is in the way of a good perve.
Hmmmmm...
I always take my meals in the 'Mother's Feeding Room' but the bloody mothers always kick me out.
Hmmmmm...
You are a slut.
Hmmmmm...
Refer above comment.
Hmmmmm...
Yes, selfish bastards.
Phew that was good Von, I could Hummmmmp you all night.
:)
Sarah
I have worn a dress once in my life. My wedding day. And only then because I wanted to fuck everyone up. They were all convinced I was walking down the aisle in a white suit. THAT was classic, all these jaws hit the deck!
I will not dress up for anyone except Soggy, and only then if there's the promise of hours of kinky sex involved!
Sarah
It's okay. I speak fluent Baby, Toddler, Gibberish, Drunkinese, Pissed Off Husband, Temper Tantrum Scream and various other languages. Typos are my speciality :)
Angry
Right so it's not the "mistress" that he "works late" with.... it's the apprentice being bent over the scaffolding until late at night. I'd be hurt... but I'm too busy being jealous.
My point exactly!
God damn it, why don't women just go topless year round and allow us all to perve at will!
I wouldn't kick you out of the feeding room ever. I LIKE the way you perve and grope me! Fancy them not taking it as a compliment that you men are looking at them. I would have taken it as a compliment! I may be an alien though so ignore that last bit!
Yes I am and I am oh so very fucking good at it.
See above comment.
I agree. If it offends them so they could at least offer to hand feed the mother whilst she has her boobb stuffed in the stupid babies mouth. She may even let you hold a boob or two in thanks for feeding her.
Angry..... you can hummmmmp me anywhere, anytime, for as long as you can handle me.
xoxoxoxox
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