Nights Of Hilarity Part One

These past three nights have clarified a few things for me :-

*One... I can still function on an adult level and converse with other "grown up's".
*Two... I can hold my own in a 5-6 person cyber orgy.
*Three... I have some very dirty minded internet pals.
*Four... I can wake up the next morning with my face and my rib cage aching from all the laughter.
*Five... That Soggy can still embarass the utter crap out of me... and I can restrain the urge to shave his eyebrows off when he's asleep as payback.
*Six... That contrary to what I have always believed... I am NOT abnormal... there are lots of other twisted people like me hanging around.

Below are snippets I have taken from the last three nights. It's would be too big a post to do in one hit, so I'll break it down into the three nights. No names will be put here, as I have not asked permission to post this.... I will be careful what I place here. I hope this makes you giggle or run off with your face all red. My ribs wish your ribs the best of luck!

* I get about 4 or 5 hours a night
* I can't remember when the last time was that I got to go to bed early
* I had forgotten how much fun it could be to play with other like minded adults!
* I'm glad you came back to blogging, I missed getting to read you
* Ohhhh goodness.... I'm gonna need some coffee to keep up with yall
* Pffffffffffffft you dont need coffee, $%&* has that HUGE rod to spank you awake with..... remember?
* I feel a computer humping coming on.... I haven't done that in so long
* Didn't you and my computer do that 2 weeks ago? My computer is such a slut when it comes to you
* You're computer molested my computer!
* So does that mean you're expecting some little palm pilots soon?
* Crap. Like I don't have enough trouble on my hands, now I have to deal with all these tiny unwanted computer chips/palm pilots running around my house?
* As long as you remember to pet our pussies
* Okay, stop making me laugh, I'm in danger of having coffee flavoured boogers
* Pussy petting is another thing I do very well...
* I musn't be too bad at it either.... mine never complains
* Mine doesn't complain either, but my fingers damn sure do
* I'm going to say THAT next time I climax..... boooooyyyyyyyaaaaahhhhhh!!
* I aint cumming until I'm good and ready....
* They call me plumb bob because it hangs low and straight...
* Omg my ribs hurt
* sorry... am I too far up....?
* Yeah..... lower
* Wait right there.....dont move... hold that thought
* And my pipe...?
* Hold that too.... I wouldn't want it to get cold and lonely
* Trust you to eat the good bit
* I couldn't help it... it's where all the juice was cumming from
* I think I'm the first man in history to be eaten by two women and not feel a thing!
* Bad girl.... rollover and play dead while we think up some sort of suitable punishment for defiling $%&* Rod
* I must be really bad if he didn't feel any thing.... I'll use my teeth next time
* I want a sentence tattoo'd right next to my pussy that reads "What are you reading this for? Get busy!"
* Nah " Quit Reading And Eat"... less ink...less pain
* Yeah, beat me some more. I need a good whipping to wake me up
* Do turkeys have penises? I can't bloody believe I actually just asked that
* I bet she has gone to check if turkeys have a peni, a penis or penises
* They must or how do they mate?
* Turkeys have small penises...
* Send your boobs to my email account
* Are we putting together a porn site? if so, I've already got it done, just need the pics
* You go "help" her with the huge rod and I'll stand over here (playing with myself) ummmm taking pictures that are not blurry
* I'm hungry.... I need something to eat
* I can help with that too... eat me....
* Sorry @#$%, you seem to be choking on %$#@ Rod again and I can't quite work out what you are trying to say
* How can you laugh with that thing in your mouth?
* I have a really big mouth
* Maybe you should have thought that sentence through a bit more before hitting send!!!
* Put your tits away and just use your fingers....
* How did you know I was typing with my tits?
* Now that's some talent
* I can type with my rod
* I used my boobs
* The left boob needs more typing lessons
* Well, the right one gets played with more
* Will never believe me that I got you tit typing. We could start a new craze here!
* And then she commanded him to crawl to his room so she could administer a spanking!
* So you've played this game before I see....
* I'm gonna have to toughen up and learn how to spank
* Oooo spank me again master, I'm sorry master, I'll be a good girl master, Let me kiss the royal rod... sorry sceptre to prove my sincerity master
* Yes, go to bed and I'll play with myself for a while. I mean, by myself.
* And spend the rest of the night dreaming of spankings, pussies, tits 'n ' tats (hey that's what I'd call my tattoo shop for women if I had one).... and now I've forgotten where I was up to...
* Go to bed you little freaks!

It's even funnier when you edit out all the boring bits and all the laughter that was going on!!!! More to come when I can breathe again..... Stay tuned!